– Ian Dury & the Blockheads, Blackmail Man Well, I’m the blackmail man and I know what you do I’ll get these darn verbs if they kill me! If we all spoke each other’s tongues, perhaps the scourge of war would be ended forever.ĭick: Gosh, Bruce, yes.
“I want you to leave your incidental Dick, and this awful hole, and come to live with me, and die with me, and everything with me.”ĭick: Oh, heck! What’s the use of learning French anyway?īruce: Dick, I’m surprised at you! Language is the key to world peace. I don’t like it, Anne – do you, Ju? Ponytail! A donkey tail would suit you better, Anne!” ‘I just can’t get over Anne’s new hairdo. Here, take my suitcase – haven’t you any manners?’ ‘Plenty,’ said Dick, and grabbed the case. ‘I can’t think why Anne and I looked forward so much to seeing you again. ‘You’ve got a spot on your chin, George, and why on earth have you tied your hair into a ponytail, Anne?’ ‘You’re not very polite, Dick,’ said George, bumping him with her suitcase. “As you might be able to tell, I get excited by Dick. Some of the captions amuse me greatly as well: Dick Johnson, Hunting Dick, just call Me Dick!, Big Dick, and there is even a Lady Dick. “In those few years, I’ve found cat Dicks, dog Dicks, even donkey Dicks. It was at that moment a new collection a started and I couldn’t get enough Dicks. “Later that day, I was going though a box of vintage photos, when I came across one with ‘Dick’ written on it. I enjoyed having fin, but people are easily upset these days, so I decided to stop. It as all fun and games until someone recognised the back of someone’s head. “It all started about five years ago when, when someone would inevitably bother me during the day especially in traffic, and I would secretly take a photo of the person with my phone and post it on Facebook with the caption ‘Dick of the Day’. After a questioning look, I explain that I collect vintage photos of people, places and things named Dick. Now you can take home and browse Stacy’s vintage Dicks in her new book, DICKS – available in, ahem, hard and soft covers. Snapshot impresario Stacy Waldman, a leading dealer and collector of vintage photography since 1998, spotted her first Dick pic in 1998 – a snapshot of a man under the word “DICK’.